What language do Brazil speak?
Ben Fordham: And the Socceroos result is legal. Im just brushing up on my Spanish. Legal!
Lisa Wilkinson: Has that got an e on the end of it?
Ben Fordham: Dunno!
Karl Stefanovic: dont they speak Italian in Brazil?
Ben Fordham: No, I think its Spanish, yeah yeah, last time I checked. Legal. It means cool.
Georgie Gardner: Its Portuguese isnt it?
Karl Stefanovic: Italian. Italian
Georgie Gardner: Doesnt he mean Portuguese?
Karl Stefanovic: No Italian. Brazilians speak Italian.
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It got worse for the Today team. Much worse. And a warning for Portuguese speakers. Block your childrens ears.
Ben Fordham: Duc rahlu. Do caralho. Do caralho.
Karl Stefanovic: What does that mean?
Ben Fordham: That means it was an amazing effort. I was sent this by Diego who emailed it in. Do caralho.
Lisa Wilkinson, Ben Fordham: Do caralho. Do caralho.
Karl Stefanovic: I shant be saying it.
Ben Fordham: Really?
Karl Stefanovic: I shant be saying that word
Ben Fordham: Why?
Karl Stefanovic: Well I just dont know what it means. It could be anything...
So Ben Fordham was comprehensively hoaxed by Diego. An amazing effort, you might say. Taken in good part by Ben ...